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Fri Jul 3

The Best Live on the street Michael Jackson News coverage! The kind you've been waiting to see!

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Reporter_Slaps_Drunk_Guy/
 
U2 launched their world tour on a vast stage in Barcelona before some 90,000 fans with a show that included a linkup with the International Space Station and a tribute to Michael Jackson… What? Really? Why?
 
If U2 had died would Jackson have done a tribute to them?
 
Anyway, I talk about that and other more fascinating things in the New Fresh Smelling episode of the Jerry Lentz Podcast that you can hear and post a tip in a jar to on the left side of my http://www.jerrylentz.com page.
 
Enjoy!

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Thu Jul 2

Give Me Five! I was Skyping with a...

…filmmaking friend in Saarbrücken, talking about how our Worlds have changed since David Hudson is not doing The Daily at IFC anymore and how GreenCine Daily’s Editor Aaron Hillis is too busy with everything he’s doing to do it daily… Our routines have changed. We feel cut off somehow and too lost to find all the news by ourselves.
 
Also, the New Jerry Lentz Podcast episode is up and it is already the most downloaded show in the entire history of this apartment complex! Click the Play Button on the Left Sidebar to enjoy!
 
We also talked about how she has been raising funds for a couple of dance DVD projects. She sells tshirts the dancers design. They held a bikini bike wash, I guess there were no cars where they were. She has set up a tip jar on her website and everyone that tips gets a credit in her dance films, and that she says has been the best.
 
So, I set one up too as you can see to the left. It’s new for me, but I have a small $5000 feature DVD Horror/Art project I wish to try it out on for raising the capital. If I get 1000 people to tip $5. then all those names will go in the credits. Wow! That’s a lot of typing!
 
If you’ve liked the work I’ve done in the past, writing, voice work, videos, being silly… If I’ve brought at least $5 worth of joy into your life, please consider giving this new experiment in funding a try and tip me! You can use it to plug your website, band, anything as far as I know!
 
Let’s make something happen now!

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Growing old sucks! Man, I love Percocet and Vicodin! Now what? Am I gonna use...

…self-hypnosis for pain? Because of their effects on the liver? Do I really need a liver? Don’t I have two of those?
 
My friend, Jessica says, “Dr. Oz says you can grow a new liver in 8 weeks, so what’s the big deal?”
 
We really are close to that “Vanilla Sky” world where we can live forever and look like Tom Cruise!
I could stand a lil’ Cruise DNA in my system, I’ve seen myself up close in a mirror, but I was referring to the mangled Tom from “Vanilla Sky.” We all are probably not the Billionaires we would have to be to afford what will be needed to live forever as in the article, but maybe when Obama get the Health Care situation settled…
 
My Elementary School Friend Lyn Sadler asked me, “Have you ever seen any interviews with Ray Kurzweil? The topic is extreme longevity. He is the cutting edge between sci-fi and a new reality. His book, “The Singularity is Near,” is a hard read. He’s a trip, a real “Vanilla Sky” kind of guy.”
 
Oh yeah, two of his books are 12 feet away from me now. I dig him. I have to admit I started skimming on Singularity toward the end not because it was complex, but more because of the structure of the writing. I was reading it when my dad died. This is a good series of videos if you haven’t seen it.
 
Watched Kevin Brownlow’s, “Cecil B. DeMille: American Epic,” on TCM and now can’t get it out of my mind. Might need that on DVD.
 
Watched “Murnau, Borzage & Fox” John Cork’s great documentary on the celluloid experiments and lives of William Fox, Frank Borzage and F.W. Murnau! Great, great stuff!
 
You mean, we can watch Roger Corman’s, “The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent” here for free? I’m so there, I’m already there!

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Mon Jun 29

I Don't Like...

…Mondays! That’s when the Devil arrives!
 
Sometimes little girls can be oh so mean. It could be that they are possessed, or they could just be telling us that. Maybe the Exorcist needs to visit once a month?

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Thu Jun 25

This might be cause for alarm, I might need to see a Nurse... just found a lump in...

…my pants!
 
Have a need to be taken care of, to feel safe, to be tucked in and asked, “How are we feeling?”
 
Here’s where you can help me; I’m looking for some books about setting up gigs for bands, tour manager stuff, booking shows, travel ideas for the small band or musician.
 
Then I’m looking for an equipment list for a mobile micro-cinema, types of projectors, screens, audio, amps, mixers, speakers, FM Transmitters, things one needs to show Digital Video Features in quality with great sound in a touring situation all packed into one van.
 
Putting some ideas together, haven’t found a book dealing with this concept yet, so maybe you can help me pick up the little pieces and put it all together.
 
Okay, get to it and start helping me!
 
Used to be friends with a gal that booked bands in Texas. She was very organized, had lists of venues, bars, clubs, barns, empty fields, newspapers, mailing lists… She was the first person I ever met where if you asked about going to a movie, she’d pull out an organizer and pencil the time and date in it. You’d catch a glimpse of the calender in her book and it was filled with info. She was the real deal and she dealt with the most disorganized punks you can imagine. They LOVED her because she really mothered and nursed these lil’ bands into something. She made their dreams come true.

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Wed Jun 24

The Thermostat is down to 59 Degrees, but it's still like a 120 Degrees in my moistened panties!

Can’t stand it! I’m delicate. Sensitive. Meltable.
 
Some exciting plans are in the works for next month! Wish I could tell you, but things are not yet solidified and I’m afraid the heat will melt them like butter in my ass if I do share them.
 
Woke up 3am on the dot. Wide awake. Soaking wet. Throat dry. All the moisture in my body was on the surface it seemed. Tried to pee and only salt poured out. Ideas began boiling to the top of my noggin! Brilliant. Powerful. Awe inspiring thoughts! I wasn’t just standing over the toilet, I was standing in a field of all possibilities. Looked at myself in the mirror over the sink illuminated by the glow of my Little Mermaid Nightlight and I seemed more attractive than I’ve ever been. I felt happy with myself. I accepted myself. Flaws that always burdened me in the past now faded into qualities that brought me joy. The rare smile appeared and it widened and opened to show teeth, it also opened my heart and a real sense of love gushed out spilling over my body in chills. The adult me recognized the child I was and still am and we accepted each other in a very profound way. I waved across the years and nodded knowingly to myself. Two portals in a time machine merged momentarily in an embrace. Why was this happening to me? Why does it seem nothing can stop me when it’s 3am? Why can’t I get this during daylight? Why am I so dizzy? Am I dehydrated? Did I administer too large a dosage of painkillers before sleeping? Was it poor judgment to swallow the pills with Wild Turkey?
 
Anyway, I’m going to enjoy it while it lasts! Wish you were here to take pictures.

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Tue Jun 23

It's so hot, it smells like ass and feet around here. Mine however are...

…fresh with a slight scent of shea butter and a hint of nutmeg, cinnamon, and clove.
 
It’s so hot in fact, to cool down I put a bag of crushed ice on my balls. Now it’s like a sauna all up in here! Looks like our Economy is turning around with cool jobs! I just saw this in Craigslist:
 
“Females 18-40 Wtd. for Voice Over & Foot Modeling/Tickling Video Clips
Source: losangeles.craigslist.org Must have Hot Sexy Feet!”
 
My friend, Jessica asked, “wonder why they have an age limit (40) on there… can you tell how old someone is by her feet?” That is weird. I’m sure they are gonna show the girl’s face and body, not just feet. I guess there will be no age limit on the creepy old guy doing the tickling. Maybe it’s in Dog Years?
 

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Mon Jun 22

My Nephew's Wife confided in me she can't wait to be a MILF...

…and I needlessly pointed out she must have a baby first. It’s sad that these barriers divide us from the status in which we wish to reside. She has a big fat dog that she loves, cares for and mothers, isn’t that enough for her to be a MILF? She has the rest of the letters in the acronym!
 
Finally watched “The Wrestler,” man that’s some great film! Marisa and Mickey rocked that movie!
 
My brother discovered an old movie theatre for sale! I was fantasizing about buying it and wondered what old movies I’d play if I ran it. I used to work in the exhibition business. I don’t mean I took off my clothes and danced around a pole, ya dirty bastard! The Motion Picture Exhibition Business! I managed several theatres and programmed midnight showings and festivals when I was young.
 
Maybe I’ll play some old Hammer Films and have myself my own lil’ Horror MILF Film Festival!
 

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Sat Jun 20

Okay, you just have to watch this! It's Brilliant! WARNING: You will cry at first!


 
Did you watch it all the way to the end? No cheating!
 
Seriously, Isn’t that awesome?
 
Okay more brilliance. Checkout my New Background Design on Twitter! http://twitter.com/JerryLentz
 
Now don’t you want to have fun and Follow me?

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Fri Jun 19

Suck it and see...

…Then you’ll know for yourself. Life can be so strange, I was just reading how the return of trepanation is taking place. Our ancestors used to drill holes in the skull to expel demons, now the technique is making a comeback as a cure for dementia. I knew two guys that did this! On purpose, too! They wanted to reach a constant level of Enlightenment. http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227121.400-like-a-hole-in-the-head-the-return-of-trepanation.html
 
It was on this day in 1964 that the TV show Twilight Zone aired its final episode on CBS after a five-year run.
 
http://www.wired.com/thisdayintech/2009/06/dayintech_0619/
 
I loved the magazine, too!
 
http://phantomofpulp.blogspot.com/2009/06/enter-economic-realities-of-twilight.html
 
It seems to me I’m in the Twilight Zone 12 hours a day! Life on Earth can be difficult to me.
 
I already have my spot on the Moon and Mars picked out!
 
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1905344,00.html
 
Could have been a great place for Spring Break!
 
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-06/uoca-uoc061709.php
 
I’d like a house like this overlooking the Martian water. The “Blade Runner” house! Been there, you should buy it!
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090619/stage_nm/us_lloydwright
 
I remember meeting a guy who was making a documentary on the place with scenes of every movie and TV show that the house appeared in. I don’t know if he ever finished it or not.
 
Most likely I will live on Mars alone. And we all know Mars ain’t the kind a place to raise your kids, in fact it’s cold as hell, but at least I won’t be tempted to make proposals that fail.
 

 
Or embarrass myself getting married again.
 

 
Or getting hit by a truck or bus in traffic.
 
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914947
 
Sometimes we don’t know how lucky we are.
 
Dang! We are Lucky sometimes. We should just appreciate where we are and what we have.
 
I’ll just listen to my books and get lost in the stories hearing the hypnotic and sexy voice of the humble narrator. http://iworksaudio.com/Site/Voices/DAE7F8D6-D3CB-4B7A-A559-C642CF04F321.html
 
Imagine curling up with a hot AudioBook to this sexy voice! Dang, I’m wet!

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