Thu
Sep
15
In space no one can hear you scream, “Oh God! That feels so good!”
I am proud to say I know the author of this brilliant work of SciFi! I loved “Starship Intercourse!” I loved the cover with the space helmets and nude bodies. The vacuum of space is okay on bare skin, just keep your head in that glass bubble!
This is a really nice Instructable about a sweet dad that build an Alien costume for his boy real cheap with Dollar Store items! I think it looks pretty good! Pump some smoke in, cover it with KY Jelly, spray it with steam, flashing strobe lights… You can make you own Alien movie! I LOVE it!
JL2 brought me breakfast in bed the other day. If she thinks this will get me to wake up before noon and cook for her… Then she’s got another thing… Well, what I was trying to say before I was interrupted; She made this biscuit that looks like a little old wrinkly man I used to know as a kid.
I had been thinking about him the day before and wondered if he was in heaven or had reincarnated. Then the next day I get this biscuit from JL2! I should’ve saved it, but I buttered it up, dipped it in honey, sopped up some runny fried egg, and he was gooood! Life is so amazing if you stop and look!
I was trying to use hypnosis and the Force on JL2 to get her to do my bidding because I was sitting down reading, but she just smirked and sighed, “Uh huh” and didn’t do what I wanted. I said, “Can’t you say, ‘Yes Master, I will do just as you say?’”
And get this; she looks at me in that distant and vacant way and says, “Yes, Bastard!”
JL2 made an awesome dinner last night, but I’ve been thinking about it all day today. She made spinach, garlic roasted potatoes and a delicious pork tenderloin! OMG, it was fantastic! Then after we finished she whispered to me, “The dinner was so easy to make, even you could do it.” She is trying so hard to get me to cook! I’m not falling for it!
See, I think if I start cooking, she’ll just expect me to do it 3 times a day. Then she’ll have me doing laundry, cleaning the bathrooms, picking up after myself… It’s endless!
Is anyone on here trying that square foot gardening thing, and is it any good? We’re gonna have to do it up on our back deck. It’s about 10ft off the ground and because we’ve been caring for deer and feeding them, they’d just think we were growing food for them and eat everything.
Have you seen the Scarlett Johansson nude photos she took of herself with her phone? Why do young girls take nude pictures of themselves when they only fall into the hands of bad boys? They need to realize that I can take those kind of photos for them and keep them safe!
JL2 gave me that one raised eyebrow look, but when I explained how important it is for me that girls feel safe and comfortable with me taking nude photos of them, she loosened her grip on my balls and said, “Sure, I understand perfectly.”
We are really good about communicating! That’s why I love her so much!
