Fri
Sep
16
Eat me!
JL2 just asked me if I wanted a brownie, but added, “…or are you too full from the Pop-Tart you just had?”
I didn’t want to admit I just had one and was pissed she’s keeping track, so I lied, “I didn’t have a Pop-Tart!”
Then she says, “You didn’t eat one? What are those crumbs all over your belly?”
Thinking I was losing brownies, I panicked, “Oh, I was picking my nose.”
She gave a wincing kinda look, “If that’s your lie you must be desperate for brownies!”
Well, the thing is, she knew it was Pop-Tarts, so she wasn’t being gross and besides; My nose is so clean you could eat out of it!!!
A friend messaged me and said, “OMG Jerry, you gotta go and watch this commercial on youtube!”
So I go and search it. It was a commercial and guess what played before I could watch the commercial? No, another commercial! Remember way back in the grand old days before youtube played commercials before commercials?
Insurance isn’t letting me get my medication refilled until after the day it runs out, and it would have to be called in again to the pharmacy, but it can’t because my doctor is out of the office for a week during that time. There seems to be no way for me to get my medication without a 3-7 day lapse leading to major withdrawal a serious side effects.
I heard the Tea Party audience shouting “Let Jerry die!”
They had given me a year long prescription, but suddenly changed it to a one month without warning and at the last minute. Even the Doctors and nurses are at a loss to understand why they are doing it.
http://inthesetimes.com/duly-noted/entry/11975/ron_pauls_former_campaign_manager_died_uninsured_free/
I can’t believe it! JL2 woke me up at 10am to go yard sale hunting again!
JL2 and I were very disappointed in the yard sales we visited today! What happened? Last week was awesome, but today was the worst example of meth-heads, jacked up prices on dirty and broken items and babies running around with no diapers on. Awful, just awful.
JL2 tried to make up for a bad day at yard sales by suggesting we go by one of those Spirit Halloween stores and look at costumes. I was interested in picking up some liquid latex and other special makeup effects goop, but I thought I could find it cheaper elsewhere. Do you have a good source online that I might use?
JL2 is so skeptical. She is hard to talk to when it comes to UFOs, Ghosts, Nessie, Bigfoot, Fairies, Mothman, Sea Monsters, Dragons, Psychics and other things I know to be true.
On this day in 1963, “The Outer Limits,” debuted on ABC. Listen to the eerie opening of each episode, “There is nothing wrong with your television set.”
