Sat
Sep
17
When I’m upside down I can see up your skirt!
JL2 brought me breakfast in bed! Then she nudged me, “Baby? Wanna go to see if there are anymore yard sales out there?”
How could I say no?
It was a great day! I got a cool 60s style chair for $2, JL2 found a really pretty dress for 50¢ and got a neat free table! We didn’t stress about finding stuff or not, just chilled and looked and drove and looked some more. However, we forgot to eat lunch because we got distracted and both of us got hit all the sudden with hunger. It was weird, like we both hit a wall.
Then as we were finished I was leaning into the back of the car, loading some nearly weightless item, when my back suddenly went out! SHOOTING PAIN up my spine, through my neck and up into my brain… WHY??? I’m in such pain it hurts to type in all caps!
I threw my back out after a strenuous day of going to yard sales? I’m so flexible!
It’s feeling better now.
I couldn’t find the painkillers I usually have when I encounter my yearly back outage, so JL2 came into the bedroom and said, “Baby, I think I got just the medicine you need!”
She opened up a Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkin® and applied it to me orally. That stuff was like fast actin’ Tinactin® cause within seconds I started to feel better!
Once again, the trusty old Inversion Table I purchased over 10 years ago from QVC did the trick! It separated all the vertebra in my spine and the tangled coaxial of nerve endings fell loose and free like a rocking chair off a cat’s tail.
Still have some sore muscles but nothing a good Thai massage with a happy ending won’t fix!
Sadly no money fell out of my pockets while I was hanging upside down. That’s only because I don’t have any money, and the only things that fell out of my pockets were 4 Cherry Chapsticks®!
How did I end up with 4 in one pocket? Oh, and one pretty marble, too!
Check out my other blog about all films I watch! Today’s film is, “The Living Dead: Three Films About the Power of the Past”
http://1filmaday.blogspot.com/2011/09/living-dead-three-films-about-power-of.html
As I’m a huge fan of Adam Curtis, I had been looking forward to this film. It is amazing, terrifying and at times hilarious. You get to see how naive science can be, how tax dollars fund huge black budget operations that inflict horrifying tests on enemies and the public without their knowledge.
Seeing this film means I’ve caught up with all his released films. The guy is absolutely the best! I sadly must wait for more of his work to be unleashed upon the world.
Remember our deer? The one with the broken leg? She’s still here and her lil’ ones are growing up so fast! They love that deer lick block with all the nutrients we put our for them. One day there was almost 15 deer out here! I was really worried for a few days because Hunting Season has started and there was gunfire all around us. If the deer only knew they were safe on our property…
