Been Doing Anything Exciting?

I just couldn’t wait to show you how artistically talented my sweet and beautiful baby is! JL2 has a great eye! Two eyes, actually! (What did you do to his eyes?) I wish you could see them in person, they look fantastic!! JL2 is showering now after going crazy with her talent tonight! There’s paint everywhere and it looks like blood (Oh the blood, Mother!) and when she was washing her hands it was spiraling down the drain! Can you tell me who this is in these two paintings JL2 did? You know you want one, or even two!

I sure hope this isn’t a sign that I’m getting close to the age where one might find themselves almost nearing or being… Old. Ever go to the bathroom, do your business, go to the trouble of wiping, shaking it all dry, even going the extra mile to wash your hands and spray air-freshener, then as you’re drying your hands on a towel you suddenly feel that rumble in your belly that tells you that you need to go poop again? Ugh!

I was brushing my teeth with my Reach toothbrush after dinner and trying to sing “Sexy Boy” by Air at the same time, so my hand got covered with slippery toothpaste foam and the handle slid out of my grip and went deep into my throat and as I reached in for it I misjudged because of watching the action in the mirror and accidentally pushed the brush further past my gag reflex and THAT, ladies and gentlemen is how I became a supermodel!!!

‎Jack De Cat is looking at his reflection in the big mirror we got at the Fire Dept sale, that JL2 is restoring to its gothic splendor, and Jack is all confused by the pretty cat he sees but can’t smell. 

It must be blowing his lil’ mind.

I hate when Youtube posts awesome and teasingly enticing channels they believe I should watch in the “Recommended Channels” sidebar only to cockblock me with, “This channel is not available in your country.” Why post it then, assholes?

I was reading about a friend and his 15 year old daughter spotted Tori Amos and how his daughter went wild. He walked her over and asked for an autograph and while Amos was signing it, the girl said, “I just love you on Doctor Who! What is Matt Smith like?” 

The father was so embarrassed, but Tori Amos just laughed it off and said, “I love Doctor Who, too!” 

How cool that she didn’t spoil it for the girl!

I was saddened to discover that Cameron Crowe’s “Pearl Jam Twenty” tribute in honor of their 20th anniversary this year, didn’t contain one mention of me or my film, “Angry Blue Planet” even though they did in two other biographies on the band. 

I don’t get it, Cameron Crowe has always been nice to me, too.

I was still talking about finally watching, “Finding Nemo” and the photo I posted on Facebook of, “Finding Nimoy” then my friend, Steve Kellener says, “Finding Emo - about a little goth fish.” JL2 says, how about, “Finding Chemo - about a sick fish in a polluted and carcinogenic ocean.” We laughed, then it got real quiet. 

Too quiet, actually.