Been Doing Anything Exciting?

‎”Oh my God! You have to see the size of this cock,” JL2 asked over her laptop. 

In disgust I say, “No, that’s okay. I’ve seen enough porn, but…” 

She interrupted, “I said, ‘You have to see the size of this CROC.” 

Evidently there was a 1 ton 21 feet long saltwater crocodile caught in the Philippines in the news. 

Wah, wah, wah…

I had a little one my parents bought for me when I was a child, but one day they said it had left for a vacation. My mom eventually, (when I was 19) told me she flushed it down the toilet. I wanted so bad for it to come back and see me. I loved it!

When I was little my mom and dad, when we lived in Florida had a bad run in with a group of crocs. Mom was lucky not to have been eaten alive.

They were camping in and around some lagoon they loved and mom had left the food supplies and stuff on their folding table and she stepped out to get the stuff without looking first and she was surrounded by crocodiles. There was even on under the steps that she just walked off of. She said she just started throwing the food and a feeding frenzy began all around her and she jumped over one and leaped into the camper.

Just checked the mailbox to find the latest issue of Video☆WatcHDog #164 and was happily surprised by the amount of nudity it had, but saddened by how little I am mentioned. 

If you are an editor, writer, or work classifieds in print media, I am available for interviews, cover stories and centerfolds.

Ever try scrubbing a dirty stain off your skin, again and again, but it just won’t come off, then you realize it’s a bruise? Now you have raw and bruised skin!

Eddie Murphy is gonna host the Oscars? And with Brett Ratner producing that means look for an appearance by Roman Polanski! Who would you like to see host, living or dead?

It is rainy and cold! Dang, is winter here already?

Are you an animal lover? I am, and if you can help me with a problem, I’d really appreciate it. I’ve been feeding a mommy deer and two lil’ babies for a few months. I had noticed she walked kinda funny, but just a few minutes ago was the first time I could see her head on and sadly her right front leg is deformed, either from birth, or most likely by a car. If I call animal control, they’ll just shoot her… Help! She has babies to feed! 

I don’t know what to do! Should she be tranquilized and her leg re-broken and set? How do I get that done without people meddling in my business?

I was so upset about the deer, I got sick. I know that’s weird, but I did. JL2 tried to calm me down by giving me drugs and suggested we watch a film together and boy was it a great one! Check out my New Film Blog to find out what it was!