Been Doing Anything Exciting?

On September 7, 1927 inventor Philo T. Farnsworth and assistants successfully transmitted the first all-electronic television image. How do you feel about TV now?

You know my silly friend Jack De Cat? Get a load of this; He was being fussy to me because I didn’t change the “old” water in his water dish to “new” water fast enough for him, and this feral cat we love named, “Cow-Cat” is at the door meowing in that high-pitched, arrested development, baby voice that manipulatively compels one to do her bidding, so I take a bowl of food out to her and Jack De Cat angrily jumps up, gets all in my face and meows, “What the fuck, man? Are you giving her my FOOD?”

At the Goodwill store I found a set of those Mormon Super Undergarments that will protect you from all kinds of freaky apocalypses, so I thought hard about buying them, but noticed they couldn’t even repel sweat stains and skid marks for the previous owner.

I’ve been all excited these last few weeks because I heard the band, Rush was gonna be in concert next month and I thought I might actually go, so I call to buy tickets and it turns out to be some Jesus band called, Rush of Fools, for Christ’s sake! The asshat on the phone kept trying to sell me the tickets anyway, by saying, “You’ll probably love the music, ‘cause they got guitars! What difference does it make?” Can you imagine?

Only cool people that will better my life and career should add me, please! I have a “family” and an active alternative lifestyle that needs continuous funding, so if you don’t have the dough to bring me to a higher tax bracket and support my ever increasing debt producing hobbies… Oh alright, just add me!